501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876
a good post AND i learned something. thanks tumbrl
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell