34 seconds ago
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allonsyforever:

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

"accidentally"

9 minutes ago
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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

19 minutes ago
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officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

28 minutes ago
312,934 notes

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

38 minutes ago
232,961 notes

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

47 minutes ago
356,263 notes

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

57 minutes ago
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1 hour ago
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

1 hour ago
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rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

1 hour ago
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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell